I taught preschool today and I wanted to write this down so I could remember it in the future:
Jacob and Anna were coloring their spring worksheets. Anna finished first and she started hovering over Jacob's shoulder to see how good he was coloring. He looked at her and said, "Quit, I'm trying to consecrate (concentrate!)." I'm sure most men would say that's just a like a woman!!!! They fight like a old couple married for 50+ years!