Hair coloring according to Jacob

We're standing in the bathroom and I'm brushing Jacob's hair before taking Jordan to play basketball in Evansville. Jacob's way over due for a hair cut. I am going to get my hair colored tomorrow at my sister's shop (she's my hair stylist). I told Jake this and that maybe Aunt Mindy could cut his hair after she colors mine. He says, "Mommy, Aunt Mindy's going to paint your hair, why"? Because I have GREY HAIR that's why!!!!!